Memoir of an intern doctor…day 141

In January, a colleague worked on a patient during his surgery rotation. Patient returned last week for review with a very grateful heart😊😊😊. He carried a gift for his doctor…….a Cock. A huge alive cock with feathers and legs.😂😂😂

First of all, the hospital provides all meals for us, so we don’t cook. This colleague is a male, and here he was on Friday very happy but again very stranded with where to keep this gift😂. He couldn’t refuse it, neither could he give it away. His patient had carried this cock on a bus from Kitgum district till Gulu.

He managed to have the cock kept somewhere( outside the hospital)😂 during the day.. He was lucky it wasn’t stolen. Then he picked it at 9pm Friday night and brought it to his room at the intern’s mess and kept it there for the night. He tied the legs together, then tied it to the table 😂😂😂.

Saturday 6am as he was tryna catch his best sleep, the cock woke up and gave its biggest Crow. In confusion, with the least idea of what to do for his loud cock, he jumped out of his bed and grabbed it by the neck😹😹😹😹😹.

Long story short, we just had this cock for dinner. Him, me and about 4 others. 😂😂😂😂. We literally ate his hardwork 😊