The different men in my life

I always tell my friends that Men have a special gene they carry on their Y chromosome. I also think this gene varies for the different men , because they behave differently. Although I also believe they carry another similar gene for all of them , still located on their Y chromosome , because its just theirs. They have similar characteristics that we women never posses.  Am man will lie to you even when you know the truth , but for some rare reason , you get to believe whatever they tell you. And its after some time that he has left, that you get to your senses and all he said actually doesn’t make sense any more. Meet the different kinds of men in my life.
Roy. Roy is like a lion , he easily gets angry , his anger suppresses his desires. I actually think he will die single. No one will date you unless you change.
Liam. I think Liam is my best. Liam is like a bee. He will sting you , and make you hate him , and make you wish you never met him , but he will remember to give you honey. You need him for his honey , and he needs you for your ….whatever he needs you for…because you never know what a man really wants you for.
James. I hate James most because even when he’s everything , he describes a snail. James is too slow. You fall for him , he falls for you , but you loose it before he asks you out.
James out there….work on it
Ray. Ray ,Ray ,Ray. Ray is cute, he’s hot, he’s actually hottest of all. But he has a terrible vice. He runs after every girl. Its a terrible vice I must say, that he deserves debeaking…this makes him a hen.
Henry. Sweet Henry, he describes a dog. Henry will do anything for you. Just the way dogs stay up all night to guard their masters. But Henry isn’t worth it. Not even when I close my eyes can I see Henry.
Sweetness, I must keep you in my friend zone …u will be of use at some point.
Nick. This one is an eagle. He watches every move you take. I don’t know if am to describe him for the angel I don’t know, probably yes. He knows where he falls. He knows am too good for him. Thanks for the love Nick.

But sadly, I choose none.

And to the men in my life whose character isn’t highlighted , leave an impression so you can be noticed and remembered.

Written on Order for …………….( name withheld on request)

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