The average female has 10 days a month

This month, I will probably have 10 or less days.

Today morning while struggling to keep attentive during the internal medicine class, I thought to myself…..how many uninterrupted days can a female have in a month?. Let me give you my outline of the “time stealers”

A month has 30 days. For everyone…..both males and females (stop thinking about how am sounding obvious right now😂)

But look. Females have things like PMS(Premenstrual syndrome) which lasts about 7 days. If you are female or live with a female, you must know how hard and emotion consuming this time is. We cease to be ourselves mentally and physically. The food tastes different, clothes don’t seem to fit, you hate everything around you, you miss your ex or ‘interns’😂😂😂 depending on how you want to call them….eye roll….but yea. that’s 7 days down. Leaving us at 23 days in a month.

Then the pees come following that week. About 4-5 days of even a worse state. You will get icecream tasting like water during this time….believe me. 5+7=12 . this leaves us with 18 days.

Then comes the mighty 14th day….hallelujah!!!!! Have you met a girl on her 14th day????…Thee Ovulation day!!!!. Spirits so high, mood all up, happiness all over. This should be a good thing…right? But maannnnn, its destructive!!!!!! You can’t do anything practically sensible on this day😂😂😂, than just show up, and actually be noticed.😂😂😂. 1 day down, and this puts us at 17 days. 13 days all gone because of what…hormones.

then how about days ruined by actual humans…huh! About 5 days a month….at least!.

Well , this leaves us with about 12 days. Some people get less days.

Men should speak for themselves.

Chao!